The best part of my day occurs as I'm driving out of my place of work.  I drive past some buildings right next to mine and I drive through a little parking lot that almost always has a big puddle in it.  So I speed up to about twice the speed limit and splash the puddle all over the place.  Then I swerve back and forth so that I leave a funny water trail.  This is the best part of my day.  How did I get a driver's license?