I can't do spinning rides.  That's the deal.  I'm not sure how I became like this.  I used to like the Gravitron (the ride that spins and makes you stick to the wall) and that other spinning ride that starts out horizontal and slowly lifts up to become vertical.  I remember going on the Gravitron quite a few times one summer, and I haven't liked it since then.  But it wasn't because something bad happened.  I just didn't want to go on it anymore. 

There was one time when I was at my neighbor Mike's house and I was swinging and spinning on a tire swing.  After a while, I started to feel sick, so I said I was gonna go home.  But he got mad and said, "You keep going home because you say you feel sick.  What's with that?"  As I was walking away from the tire swing, I threw up cherry Kool-Aid and said, "See!"  Then I went home.  I showed him. 

I think it's genetic or something about being a male.  Most guys can't go on spinning rides for the same reason.  I think it's because our brains work slower, so when we spin, there's too much sensory input and we can't process it fast enough, so it makes us uncontrollably dizzy, which makes us throw up.  Yeah, that's it. #psychology