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Comedy Central
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Sep 15, 2005
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Remember when the Comedy Channel used to be comical? It used to have reruns of Saturday Night Live, stand-up comedians, and other stuff like that. Now it has 24-hour marathons of MadTV. What a worthless show. I've never felt so disgusted when watching a TV show. It makes me want to vomit. It degrades the quality of my life. And it's on all the time. So I don't watch Comedy Central too often. The only redeeming quality of this channel is that it transmits the beacon of truth known as the Daily Show. This show is so good for a very fundamental reason: it makes fun of serious things. Yeah it reports some news, but it mainly makes fun of news. And that's what I call comedy. Unfortunately it's severely left-wing, so the studio audience gets the biggest laughs from jokes about W. That doesn't impress me, but I overlook it to watch the other funny things on the show, like that whole thing on Mess O' Potamia. Since I can't take anything seriously, it fits right in with my world-view. #entertainment
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Coldplay
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Sep 15, 2005
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I wonder how it feels to make a career of copying U2's style and sound? It must be cool to be heard on the radio and have people think "Ooh is this U2? This is really cool." Idiots. #entertainment
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Pint
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Sep 15, 2005
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While I don't advocate the imbibing of fermented beverages, I do applaude the use of the pint. I've been noticing lately that my 12-oz cans of soda just aren't enough. I eat my lunch and get to the end of the can and wish I had more. But those 20-oz bottles are no good because they're a little bit too big and they get flat before you're done. Enter the pint. The pint is 16 beautiful fluid ounces of goodness. It's halfway between a 12-oz can and a 20-oz bottle. I think we're really onto something here, people. #food
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