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Napoleon Wed, Mar 30, 2005
This is Kip's song from Napoleon Dynamite: 
Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever
We met in a chat room, now our love can fully bloom
Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make me salivate
Yes I love technology, but not as much as you, you see
But I still love technology, always and forever
Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above
Always and forever, always and forever
Yes our love is truly great, always and forever
Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever
Soundboard 1 | Soundboard 2 | Soundboard 3 | Soundboard 4 #entertainment

Geico Wed, Mar 30, 2005
I can't believe this.  I just got a car insurance quote from GEICO.  It really is better than my current car insurance provider.  But then I learned this:  GEICO actually stands for "Government Employees Insurance Company."  This is amazing.  Why didn't my stupid employer tell me about this before?  And why did it take so long for GEICO to come to stupid New Jersey.  Man, I'm p.o.'d. #business